nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(via thedoctorsinvisibleassistant)


bagmilk:

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes

bagmilk:

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes

(via childpuncher)



flowury:

*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important

(via hi)


folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via hi)


brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

(via shoopusmywoopus)


REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU


elvishbabe:

this is my new favourite thing in the world

elvishbabe:

this is my new favourite thing in the world

(via trumpetbutt)


doctorstoptheimpala:

You have a pet squirrel?

(via shoopusmywoopus)


faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(via shoopusmywoopus)